The Greenpeace that tried to steal Christmas

Update:  After considerable thought, it occurred to me that Greenpeace does not really understand Santa.  Here’s a guy that can deliver billions of presents in one night using a sleigh and reindeer.  Surely, Santa could just move ice from the South Pole (where there is an above average amount right now) to the North Pole, or better yet, just load up his workshop and move it to the South Pole.   There are adorable penguins down there that would add a lot to the pictures of Santa’s workshop.  NORAD could still track him.  He wouldn’t even need a change of address kit–he could just tuck a note into each present before delivery.  Greenpeace, you should be ashamed for so underestimating Santa.

A new video by Greenpeace is telling children that Santa is in serious trouble because the North Pole is melting.  Never mind that a new record low was set in Antarctica, that polar ice has rebounded and never even come close to melting the North Pole.

In response, I give you the “real” reason for the demise of Santa:

(I am using a link rather than the actual graphic because the graphic may be disturbing to some people. )

2 comments on “The Greenpeace that tried to steal Christmas

  1. Thank you.

    I agree that this is child abuse. It frightens children who have no control in any of this and is simply meant to force the child to confront their parents energy usage.

  2. Skeptikal says:

    The activists are notorious for these scare tactics (remember the 10/10 blow children up ad). This kind of garbage is damaging to the impressionable minds of children and in my opinion they should be charged with child abuse.

    I like your graphic… it’s certainly more plausible than the north pole melting.

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